___ SILICON... as beautiful as the Valley, and also just as likely to be the birth place of the next must have gadget, assuming of course the wearer is up to the task... are you?
___ 1. Super delicious cotton tee that feels like being farted on by a unicorn. 2. Proper stylin' + totally P.I.M.P. | #osl_standard. 3. Designed + printed in London town. 4. Fair Wear Certified (NO sweatshop wrongness of any kind). 5. Comes with free 100% organic OsL totally totes toasty tote bag. 6. SHIP: UK_£5 | Europe_£10 | World_£15 (fully tracked + insured). 7. Super friendly, yet also stealthy, customer service | email@example.com