___ ZIRCONIUM... the name of the robotic overlord from the planet Xzxzpt, who will rightfully come to take his place as ultimate commander of earth soon enough. Randomly also that name of this rather lovely t-shirt... what are the odds eh?
___ 1. Super delicious cotton tee that feels like being farted on by a unicorn. 2. Proper stylin' + totally P.I.M.P. | #osl_standard. 3. Designed + printed in London town. 4. Fair Wear Certified (NO sweatshop wrongness of any kind). 5. Comes with free 100% organic OsL totally totes toasty tote bag. 6. SHIP: UK_£5 | Europe_£10 | World_£15 (fully tracked + insured). 7. Super friendly, yet also stealthy, customer service | email@example.com