___ BROMINE... like chocolate and lead put together, but miraculously made to look delicious.
___ 1. Super delicious cotton tee that feels like being farted on by a unicorn. 2. Proper stylin' + totally P.I.M.P. | #osl_standard. 3. Designed + printed in London town. 4. Fair Wear Certified (NO sweatshop wrongness of any kind). 5. Comes with free 100% organic OsL totally totes toasty tote bag. 6. SHIP: UK_£5 | Europe_£10 | World_£15 (fully tracked + insured). 7. Super friendly, yet also stealthy, customer service | email@example.com